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‘May thy ball lie in green pastures and not in still waters.’ Bob Hope
‘The reason the Pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.’ Phyllis Diller
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s game; it’s called an eraser.’ Arnold Palmer
‘A Golfer’s Diet: Live on as many greens as possible.’ Bugs Bunny
‘Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.’ Art Rosenbaum
‘Unlike that other Scottish game of whisky drinking, excess in golf is not injurious to the health.’ Sir Walter Simpson
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